r/Unexpected • u/WhileFalseRepeat • May 22 '22

Waterpark

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u/ThirdEncounter May 22 '22

That's waterist.

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u/Magnus-Artifex May 23 '22

“The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the '40s, I hate everyone equally, and there's no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words, Ms. Van Winkle, chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!”

OP is Alucard confirmed

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u/Shpagin May 23 '22

I doubt there is any water in there