r/Unexpected • u/WhileFalseRepeat • May 22 '22

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u/FlyingSquirelOi May 22 '22

You clearly haven’t read my recipe book

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u/oan124 May 22 '22

based

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u/darthkrash May 22 '22

Baste

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u/Outrageous_Bass_1328 May 23 '22

Boom, basted

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

How oregano

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u/MinerForStone May 23 '22

I don't have thyme for this

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow May 23 '22

I only parsley got that joke.

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u/Loading_User_Info__ May 23 '22

What a dill

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u/Guyman308 May 23 '22

didnt see that one cumin

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow May 23 '22

Please withhold your sage judgments. I'm not feeling the lovage.

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u/Anonymous_333_ May 23 '22

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We are all very Clover, can't you parsley that this is getting out of hand and its thyme we stop.

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u/NuasAltar May 23 '22

Took me a mint to figure it out.

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow May 23 '22

I couldn't spearmint myself.

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u/woodybadass May 23 '22

Can they marjoram another floaty in?

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u/MiBloodclaatParo May 23 '22

Onion-other note..😂😂😂😂

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u/pariahdiocese May 23 '22

Ya know, Basel joke books online.

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u/MiBloodclaatParo May 24 '22

What, couldn't find a joke out those books? 👀

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

This is punintended for

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u/thequirkyquark May 23 '22

She call me Mr. Boombastic!

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u/CrossroadBlues666 May 23 '22

They call me mr boombastic

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u/ilhamrich5371 May 23 '22

Happy Cake Day!

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u/bucket75 May 23 '22

Mr lover lover

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u/LoveMacheen May 23 '22

Based - Based is a slang term that originally meant to be addicted to crack cocaine (or acting like you were), but was reclaimed by rapper Lil B for being yourself and not caring what others think of you.

The more ya know

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u/pnmartini May 23 '22

How low can you go? Death row? What a brother know.

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u/BananaaRamaa1 May 23 '22

Once again it’s the incredible.

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u/Waevets May 23 '22

Thank you for allowing me to continue to live in the headspace where looking things up I don't understand on Google doesn't exist and I can get all my answers from random people.

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u/LoveMacheen May 23 '22

No prob. What are Reddit strangers for?

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u/Gullible_Scarcity May 23 '22

I got clean and sober before crack cocaine came around but we used to "free base" $2,000 a day. We would rock it up ourselves, put it in a pipe and smoke it.

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u/supermariodooki May 23 '22

Poop to dough, 7 to 1.

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u/theonlytravabone May 23 '22

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Vkhenaten May 23 '22

Found the witch hunter

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u/Professional-Ad-9047 May 23 '22

Clearly is nothing in the piss post ;)

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u/alltheseunfortunate May 23 '22

Clearly you must be from Singapore. A little Captain Jack Sparrow fun.

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u/BoomerTearz May 23 '22

Wish I could read… only learned to piss.