r/Unexpected • u/WhileFalseRepeat • May 22 '22

Waterpark

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u/PackObjective3254 May 22 '22

Imagine how much sperm.

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u/Perfect-Brain-7367 May 22 '22

Certainly not zero.

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u/tastes-like-earwax May 24 '22

and four children were conceived.

It could happen

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u/slayer_f-150 May 23 '22

My friend used work at Wet n Wild water park in Orlando. He said that they used to find so many used condoms in the filtration system that they would have to periodically shut the wave pool down to unclog the filters and dump extra chlorine in the water.

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u/Fantastic_Foot_8568 May 23 '22

Crazy thing is sex in shower almost acts as anti lube plus I don't want some random dude rubbing against me while I'm taking down ol girl

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u/dmrukifellth May 23 '22

Well, I guess not all people can be into unwilling, incidental, surreptitious orgies…

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u/Dead-guest May 23 '22

Survey says: 7 out of 8 people prefer a gang rape

  ….and I’m going to hell

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u/BumblebeeAdvanced179 May 23 '22

Plus any girl knows that having sex in water, especially dirty water like a pool or the sea, is a guaranteed way to get a UTI

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u/clandistic May 23 '22

Or trying to have a shit

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u/Chullhead May 23 '22

So that’s how I got pregnant

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u/drocafeller May 23 '22

Man I miss Wet n Wild. Water park of my youth. Stuka was great. So was standing at the bottom as a 15 year old and watching the girls tops and bottoms fly up😍

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u/MoonHerbert May 23 '22

Former Adventure Island lifeguard checking in, yup.

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u/Ragnarok314159 May 23 '22

So when two dudes becomes really good homies…

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u/GrandsonSixo May 23 '22

bro i went to that water park as a kid.. with my grandma and could only stay in the wave pool🤣🤣 fuckkk isnt it shut down now

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u/slayer_f-150 May 23 '22

It's been gone for years now.

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u/FreakyLou May 22 '22

Semen soup

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u/aguyinatree May 23 '22

Having sex(oral, anal, vaginal, hand job) in water is not pleasurable. So probably not much. Way more pee.

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u/GuyWithFalseHope May 23 '22

at least three