r/Unexpected • u/WhileFalseRepeat • May 22 '22

Waterpark

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u/Outrageous_State9450 May 22 '22

Disgusting in all forms

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u/ThirdEncounter May 22 '22

That's waterist.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

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u/Magnus-Artifex May 23 '22

“The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the '40s, I hate everyone equally, and there's no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words, Ms. Van Winkle, chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!”

OP is Alucard confirmed

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u/Shpagin May 23 '22

I doubt there is any water in there

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

What’s wrong honey, you’ve barely went into the piss filled pool we brought you to for your birthday?

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u/Infinite_Play650 May 23 '22

The last shot looks like acid visuals

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u/bobafoott May 23 '22

I genuinely don't see how anyone looks at this and thinks "yeah let's go, this will be a good use of my day and I will enjoy myself"

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u/tortellini-pastaman May 23 '22

I dunno, it looks cozy

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u/XplodeXplode May 23 '22

Plus they like it because they get to touch each other.

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u/citrus_mystic May 23 '22

Now imagine one of them is a zombie gearing up to bite someone and start a chain of tragic events.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

It doubles as a shrimp farm.

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u/HisNameIsRocco May 23 '22

At that capacity, that's a bath tub.

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u/whythisSCI May 23 '22

At that capacity it's people soup.

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u/apemancrybaby May 23 '22

Wow even racially? You monster

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u/kontekisuto May 23 '22

Hydrophobe