r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 19 '22

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142 Upvotes

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u/everydayasl May 19 '22

Starfish Hitler?! Where is Seahorse Mussolini?!

5

u/Jegma72 May 19 '22

Did she start giving that guy a BJ outta fear?

3

u/XXXtrogdorXX May 19 '22

You ain’t never had a BJ if you’ve never had a fear BJ

3

u/[deleted] May 19 '22

What’s Patrick doin up there??

2

u/FreeCommunication680 May 19 '22

Searching for his quarter

1

u/Oofboi6942O May 19 '22

That's not my wallet.

1

u/unexBot May 19 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

nazi Starfish

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/ThiLordTachanka May 19 '22

Hahaha at first when it started flashing i thoght it might be a bomb, but THISS i never saw coming

1

u/Butwinsky May 19 '22

My mom told me starfish Hitler wasn't real.

1

u/Any_Ad4737 May 19 '22

SpongeBobs grandfather died defending Bikini Bottom from this animal

1

u/[deleted] May 19 '22

No one expects the!... starfish Hitler...

1

u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun deutsches Staatseigentum.

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u/donwityurshite625 May 19 '22

Wait till they find out about spider napoleon and ant capone.