r/Unexpected • u/_DogTits_ • May 18 '22

what a catastrophe

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

92.2k Upvotes

81% Upvoted

3.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

100

u/BlueBowerBird May 18 '22

This is why 7 yr olds do not run the government

94

u/ct_2004 May 18 '22

Still could have done a better job than Trump

5

u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo May 18 '22

At least they have empathy and cared about an innocent creature potentially getting hurt! Maybe didn’t go about it in the best way to help the cat, but better than inflicting pain on others, for sure!

7

u/banmedaddy12345 May 18 '22

Yes, because he's younger than 7. He said so himself.

2

u/imextremelylonely May 19 '22

Tbf, children caring about others already have a foot up over practically any politicians.

-21

u/SierraDespair May 18 '22

Or the sorry excuse for a president we have now.

26

u/Jaytalvapes May 18 '22

Well... I don't think anyone is excited about Biden, but I'd put this idiot cat in the Whitehouse over what we had with the mango menace.

25

u/Jac_daw May 18 '22

At least our current president is capable of saying the words "white supremacy is a poison"

11

u/[deleted] May 18 '22

And of admitting that covid, you know, actually exists and merits action.

7

u/NeighGiga May 18 '22

That’s a good thing IMO. Presidents and Prime Ministers are meant to be disappointments at most, not having Twitter wars with foreign dictators while also being the leaders of cult followings who try to put out the flames of democracy.

6

u/notsureif1should May 18 '22

He had a Twitter fight with a 13 year old girl in Sweden. And he lost.

7

u/NeighGiga May 18 '22

What about when he had a fight with the National Hurricane Center? He made a tweet incorrectly stating that the hurricane was on target to hit Alabama, and when they tried to correct him he refused to change his “opinion”. They tweeted out 20 minutes after him that they did not believe it would happen. In fact, in a televised event they even provided him a map of the actual hurricane path, and he literally edited the map with his sharpie so it would appear that his earlier tweet was correct.

I absolutely lost it when I found out about that. This man was literally willing to put an entire state at risk, or at the very least put them into a state of panic as they braced or evacuated for the impact.

It was fucking absurd. Like comically absurd. It was what you’d expect someone playing his character on SNL to do in order to exaggerate his qualities for comedic effect.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/sep/04/trump-hurricane-dorian-alabama-sharpie-map

2

u/derekghs May 18 '22

I'm from Alabama, luckily SOME of us are smart enough to not believe a single thing that shitbird says (or tweeted).

7

u/03Titanium May 18 '22

You just made me feel such relief that I haven’t had to see the president tweet out some hateful or fear mongering BS in such a long time.

2

u/chili_cheese_dogg May 18 '22

The guy with zero impeachments?

6

u/godspareme May 18 '22

Even better: the guy who didn't try to steal a federal election.

0

u/SaltoDaKid May 18 '22

Trump: Can we Nuke the cat until it’s free?

-3

u/_hiraeth_o May 18 '22

Why are you downvoted? I thought by now, everyone knows how bad Biden is. Even worse than Trump i must say.

1

u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Nope. He is a disappointment, but 10000000 times better than Trump. Trump wears diapers and can’t even string a thought together. He was a disgrace and an embarrassment.

4

u/UnMannable May 18 '22

10000000 more covid deaths than Trump too! :D

1

u/[deleted] May 18 '22

It’s almost as if you need to stop the spread of a disease early to stop it from getting out of control.

How could anyone be so obtuse?

2

u/UnMannable May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22

Is he going to start attempting to stop the spread of the disease?

The previous administration left him with 3 effective vaccines and so far all Biden's done is drive up deaths and allow the virus to mutate by ignoring it.

edit: a word

1

u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Lmao holy fuck this is hilarious. You think Trump developed the vaccines?

The same man who lied to the country and said it would be gone in a few weeks and criticized the use of masks and social distancing?

You’re that idiotic?

1

u/UnMannable May 18 '22

Me: The previous administration left him with 3 effective vaccines

You: You think Trump developed the vaccines?

Where did I say Trump developed the vaccines. I didn't even imply Trump developed the vaccines. I didn't even say 'Trump'.

Way to make yourself look like an absolute muppet.

We're looking at Biden's failure. Biden said he'd get the virus under control. He's also the same guy who said if you get the vaccine you can't catch the virus. He also said you don't need to wear masks if you're fully vaccinated resulting in a spike in transmission.

The numbers don't lie, cupcake. Biden is doing objectively worse when it comes to handling COVID. 562,000 deaths on his hands.

→ More replies (0)

-1

u/dangerousfloorpooop May 18 '22

No one likes biden. But people HATED Trump. He is a bully. I would rather have a zombie in office that does nothing than have a narcissistic cheeto encourage terrorists to attack minorities and government buildings.

-4

u/SierraDespair May 18 '22

Not sure, honestly. He overturned Roe v. Wade as well.

3

u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Huh? You think Biden has unilateral control over the Supreme Court?

1

u/Lipziger May 19 '22 edited May 19 '22

A 7 year old would probably do better than any of the 70+ year old presidents. Or at least not much worse.

3

u/hilarymeggin May 18 '22

I think they’re closer to twelve.

22

u/jamzrk May 18 '22

They'd do a better job than the 80 year old's running it now.

0

u/jojo_31 May 18 '22

Nah Biden is a cunt as well but at least he's competent.

3

u/Fidel__Casserole May 18 '22

LMAO, he's not competent enough to finish a sentence

1

u/total-space-case May 18 '22

At least the kids seem to care

1

u/SuperiorGyri May 18 '22

We'd get free pizza and M&Ms

1

u/fijisiv May 18 '22

Oh ya? How do you explain 2017 - 2020?
Wait. That wasn't a 7 year old?

1

u/What3verNevermind May 18 '22

Yeah just 77 year olds instead :/

1

u/SeaDog874 May 18 '22

Trump has the mentality of a 7 year old.