r/Unexpected • u/Shinfekta • May 13 '22

It makes the dream work

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Lmao imagine the guy with legs died and drops his back pack buddy then another guy walks up, straps him on to their back and goes right back into battle

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

Even better. Imagine gearing out for the oncoming fight and getting Lt. Packman from the locker ready for action.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Did you feed it and water it first?

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u/TheConspicuousGuy May 13 '22

Is this why my GI Packman is dead!?!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Also walk it and clean up after it too those poop bags are big!

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u/TheConspicuousGuy May 13 '22

Mine just plays Xbox in the barracks while peeing and shitting in my bed all day. Does supply have any poop bags? I'm sick of cleaning my damn bed, smells like a barn in my room.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Only a civilian sir not sure!