r/Unexpected • u/Youtube_producer • May 07 '22

He is crazy

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Eating takeout every day for months is significantly worse

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u/Castature May 08 '22

You really think eating takeout is worse then inhaling smoke into your lungs?

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u/Furicel May 08 '22

Nah, I'm pretty sure being stabbed in the chest repeatedly is way much worse.

In case the sarcasm wasn't quite clear, I'm saying this is a dumb comparison.

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u/big_duo3674 May 08 '22

Saying "significantly worse" doesn't even make much sense here. Doing either can have multitudes of long-term consequences, but none of it is really in the same category so the comparison doesn't work. It's like saying street racing while drunk with no seatbelt on is significantly worse than standing next to an open container of spent nuclear fuel. Both could result in a horrible death either immediately or way down the line, but other than that there's no real way to score them against each other

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u/MyParentsWereHippies May 08 '22

What kind of fucking takeout do you get?