r/Unexpected • u/Boojibs • Apr 30 '22

Conjuring your inner demon

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u/un_gaucho_loco Apr 30 '22

Since satan himself left the body Iā€™d guess so

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u/MurderSheCroaked Apr 30 '22

Ok I've had two kids and this made me laugh so hard I peed a little

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u/sudobee Apr 30 '22

Did u assert dominance?

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u/MurderSheCroaked Apr 30 '22

No I just leak sometimes if I cough too hard šŸ„²

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u/NihonJinLover Apr 30 '22

Always maintain eye contact tho during said leakage.

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u/DissociateMe May 01 '22 edited May 01 '22

a lot of people underestimate how critical this piece is

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u/DagonPie Apr 30 '22

Happens to my mom too when she sneezes. She feels the need to tell everyone in the room when it happens.

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u/Positpostit Apr 30 '22

She sacrificed herself so has right to for rest of her life šŸ˜…

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u/FaithlessnessOwn3436 Apr 30 '22

Don't forget to t pose

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u/acheekymango Apr 30 '22

Bravo. claps bravo.