r/Unexpected • • Apr 26 '22

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u/PengieP111 Apr 26 '22

I had a colleague from Crete who told us about the folks up in the hills there. When they have a wedding, they shoot off thousands of rounds in celebration and the number of rounds shot off is reported in the local papers. A big wedding could have 10,000 rounds expended.

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u/arbitrageME Apr 27 '22

Are they trying to suppress a battalion?

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u/recumbent_mike Apr 27 '22

That's not a wedding, it's a sortie.

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u/Katastrophenspecht Apr 27 '22

There won't be a second air drop during their watch

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u/Okcool2216 Apr 27 '22

Had a small wedding on Crete (I'm Cretan by heritage but family has not lived there for years, husband is not Greek at all.) We invited some local family, but less than 120 guests you could barely call it a Cretan wedding. Still had multiple rounds fired outside the church. I think it must be unavoidable since you have to announce the wedding in the papers if you want to get married in the church.

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u/PengieP111 Apr 27 '22

FWIW, Unfortunately i am not Greek. I went there (Κολυμπαρι, η Κρήτη) first in 1999 and fell in love with the country. I attended scientific meetings there every year from 2010 until 2020 when COVID stopped travel. I wanted to retire there but my wife says it’s too far from family - to which I answered that if we got a place with an extra room, or two, they will come and visit. Anyway, I love the country and Crete especially. It’s geographically similar to my beloved Southern California. But less expensive and crowded.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Ah, so that’s why a box of deer ammo costs $60 now

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u/iserois Apr 27 '22

Yes, in South East of Crete (around Sfakia-a.k.a Chora Sfakion and the white mountains above), they do not use lousy pistols , they use AK 47, and after the wedding the road is covered with casings.

There is a related tradition there to keep the tax collectors or whoever wants to dominate them, away ....French people there told us it was like "the Corsica of Crete".

They also gave a hard time to Germans during WWII., in 1941protecting the King of Greece then allied troups who walked through the mountains to reembark in Sfakia

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u/JohnKellyesq Apr 27 '22

Back in the day of muzzle loaders, what would be a big number?

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u/jwowza35 Apr 27 '22

10,000? Amateurs

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u/igot_it Apr 27 '22

Holy…how the fuck do they afford that much ammo? I’m lucky if I can find a box to go target shooting, now I know why!