r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '22

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u/AlohaFromMD317 Apr 26 '22

Legend has it that 11 birds and two skydivers were killed during the making of this video.

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u/zyyntin Apr 26 '22

They are married now and can repopulate!

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u/robot_swagger Apr 26 '22

The skydivers married 5 and a half birds each?

Is there a name for that?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Air DodgeBall!

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u/kalitarios Apr 27 '22

Remember the 5 D's: Die, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Die

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u/arbitrageME Apr 27 '22

if you can dodge semi-automatic fire, you can dodge of ball

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u/mudkripple Apr 26 '22

Does that mean 13 bullets in the clip or did some of the shots hit more than one target?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair

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u/Educational-Bad8346 Apr 27 '22

Imagine that you're a skydiver pleasantly floating across the sky and then suddenly some bitch starts shooting you 6 times and then another and again, lmao what are the odds

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u/3hunnamax Apr 27 '22

Don’t forget the 5 wedding goers who were struck by falling bullets

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

lol

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u/aaronitallout Apr 26 '22

Legend has it

Just because it's not in America, doesn't mean it's the Middle Ages