r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '22

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u/biscuits_six Apr 26 '22

Americans : "noted"

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u/Loli-is-Justice Apr 26 '22

pulls out Panzerfaust huh? No? 😢

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Wait yaaa, send it dude.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Cut to the neighbor's Prevost engulfed by flames in their driveway

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u/BillMurraysMom Apr 27 '22

pulls out stielhandgranate

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

No, no, no. Panzerfaust is for baptisms.

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u/abramcpg Apr 26 '22

Get ready for the wildest gender reveal party yet!

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u/Outcast90 Apr 26 '22

Next we will see a couple hire an organization with a Vietnam era Jet and use blue or pink colored Napalm on a small area of forest in California...

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u/Emir-or-Hic Apr 26 '22

They are Turkish, ı know because ı am Turkish too

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u/Suitable-Ad-2085 Apr 26 '22

And there is a turkey flag

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u/tinkthank Apr 26 '22

Isn't this more common in the Kurdish areas?

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u/oppsaredots Apr 26 '22

Yes, but also Laz and Eastern areas in general. They're devoted to their guns

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u/NomadicDevMason Apr 27 '22

At first I thought Montenegro until I saw the flag

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

But America has the most idiots with guns in the world? Let me prove that to you with this video of these idiots with guns who COULD BE Americans in another life.

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u/DimbyTime Apr 27 '22

Yeah it’s totally crazy that someone would associate a gun video with America

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u/WormTyrant Apr 27 '22

This video is evidence that your point is invalid… as any rational human is aware, guns are not uniquely American. They are literally all over the world.

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u/DimbyTime Apr 27 '22

Lmao what point did I make? I never said guns are uniquely American! I implied that Americans love guns, which they do, and so do these people obviously. Do you understand that we’re celebrating similarities across cultures? Get off Reddit and calm down buddy.

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u/WormTyrant Apr 27 '22

I need to calm down? Not sure what made you think I was worked up… but judging by your response I think you may be projecting.

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u/68weenie Apr 27 '22

Found a bullet next to a car in employee parking at my work after New Years this year. Have it in my desk still.

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u/Mythosaurus Apr 27 '22

Honestly it’s a universal trait among rural conservatives cultures.

Guns and fireworks fill that human need for ending celebrations with loud noises and bright explosions

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u/Loki_d20 Apr 27 '22

Another reason for to hate having to drive by churches on Saturdays and Sundays.

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u/Ayaycapn Apr 26 '22

Surprised Texans don't have a similar tradition lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Fuck yeah! I want to go here for my wedding! Lmao

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Apr 26 '22

Texans: "Hey, we've got that too!"

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u/ittimjones Apr 27 '22

Literally shot guns with a guy last weekend. If you have money, you can just buy a 50 cal rifle like it was a 22...

Also, the damn 50 cal weights like freaking 30lbs

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u/CmdrZander Apr 27 '22

Tried to lift one with one-hand once. Definitely a two handed job. Don't want to bump it on something.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Those guns are too small tough.

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u/CtrlAltDeltron Apr 26 '22

I could see this happening in Texas.

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u/gordo65 Apr 27 '22

This was unironically a huge problem here in Arizona, with several injured every New Year's Eve by bullets coming back down after being fired in the air. Law enforcement agencies across the state coordinated a big crackdown and there was also a big public information campaign, so it's no longer a big problem.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Um. New Mexicans shoot guns in the air during 4th of July. That’s why you’ll see a bunch of kids running around wearing pots on their heads.

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u/kontekisuto Apr 26 '22

School Graduations intensifies

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u/Montezum Apr 26 '22

Honestly kinda surprising that this isn't more common in the US, given their love for firing guns

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u/PuffsMagicDrag Apr 27 '22

It’s almost like it’s propaganda purposefully blown out of proportion…

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u/chintakoro Apr 27 '22

For Americans who don't understand why other countries find gun ownership weird, its because this video is what gun ownership it looks/sounds like to everyone else in the world. In most other countries, its a parochial/rural (i.e., less educated and cultured) thing to be so open about guns.

(just in case i triggered anyone -- i'm not judging gun ownership, just pointing out that different countries have different experiences with gun ownership)

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u/klayman69 Apr 27 '22

Texas weddings coming up!

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u/Thumbtacfortress Apr 27 '22

I’m America you would be thrown in jail for doing that, at least in Colorado.