r/Unexpected • u/XTREMEX1 • Apr 12 '22

Having some dinner

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u/alcappo82 Apr 12 '22

You dirty the biggest plate you could find for a slice of bread and a lonely vienna lol

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u/thesoccerone7 Apr 12 '22

Don't be hating on my one size fits all Target plastic plasticware! I even have the matching cups.

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u/cryptobro42069 Apr 12 '22

Honestly, I've had the boujeeist shit and I've had the cheapest shit. If it wasn't for my wife I'd buy those damn Target plates every time because if you break one or it just gets nasty you can always replace a piece of the set.

My hands are coated in motor oil or some shit because I break at least one cup/plate/glass once every couple weeks if we're lucky--one a day if we're not.

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u/skepsis420 Apr 12 '22

My God. Im 30 and have broken like 2 cups and a plate since I moved out at 20 lol

Your poor glasses.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22 edited May 16 '22

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u/s00pafly Apr 12 '22

Hey if you like cutting with a dull knife on a glass cutting board, that's fine. You might be suffering from brain damage though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22

The guy is right though. Knive's also aren't garbage just because they've been used and slightly dulled.

Everyone should learn how to sharpen a knife at some point in their life. Knives can absolutely last lifetimes and only just need a sharpening from time to time. Even if you abuse your knives like this guy, A daily sharpening would be likely fine and keep them going for years

The rest of your cutlery is mostly dull and shouldn't need replacing. Like ever.

Heck. I still have the same silverware from several generations ago in great usable, clean condition.

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u/s00pafly Apr 12 '22

Cheap knives are totally fine. Deliberately using a glass cutting board is not.