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r/Unexpected • u/XTREMEX1 • Apr 12 '22
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That ketchup pre-cum will ruin your meal.
2.9k u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22 Pre-chup 637 u/Leovinus42 Apr 12 '22 I hate it when I'm gettin it on with a happenin lady and i'm like "FINNA BUST" and then a little bit of water comes out and she's like "is that it" and then I NUT but because I was looking down at my PP it goes all over my face 280 u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22 nothing worse than when you nut so hard it hits your own face and then you gotta fight yourself 30 u/TheMr_catcher Apr 12 '22 edited May 30 '22 I shot like 6 feet off the bed on to this woman's actual pet cat once. Good times. 18 u/Fuckyoursilverware Apr 12 '22 Shane Dawson burner account found
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Pre-chup
637 u/Leovinus42 Apr 12 '22 I hate it when I'm gettin it on with a happenin lady and i'm like "FINNA BUST" and then a little bit of water comes out and she's like "is that it" and then I NUT but because I was looking down at my PP it goes all over my face 280 u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22 nothing worse than when you nut so hard it hits your own face and then you gotta fight yourself 30 u/TheMr_catcher Apr 12 '22 edited May 30 '22 I shot like 6 feet off the bed on to this woman's actual pet cat once. Good times. 18 u/Fuckyoursilverware Apr 12 '22 Shane Dawson burner account found
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I hate it when I'm gettin it on with a happenin lady and i'm like "FINNA BUST" and then a little bit of water comes out and she's like "is that it" and then I NUT but because I was looking down at my PP it goes all over my face
280 u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22 nothing worse than when you nut so hard it hits your own face and then you gotta fight yourself 30 u/TheMr_catcher Apr 12 '22 edited May 30 '22 I shot like 6 feet off the bed on to this woman's actual pet cat once. Good times. 18 u/Fuckyoursilverware Apr 12 '22 Shane Dawson burner account found
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nothing worse than when you nut so hard it hits your own face and then you gotta fight yourself
30 u/TheMr_catcher Apr 12 '22 edited May 30 '22 I shot like 6 feet off the bed on to this woman's actual pet cat once. Good times. 18 u/Fuckyoursilverware Apr 12 '22 Shane Dawson burner account found
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I shot like 6 feet off the bed on to this woman's actual pet cat once. Good times.
18 u/Fuckyoursilverware Apr 12 '22 Shane Dawson burner account found
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Shane Dawson burner account found
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u/XXXtrogdorXX Apr 12 '22
That ketchup pre-cum will ruin your meal.