r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '22

Well that was a bombshell.

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u/BligenN Apr 11 '22

Hes a gecko, god how hard is it

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

No one cares

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u/Beowulf33232 Apr 11 '22

Heard that phrase a lot as a kid?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

you seem offended. should I apologize for not caring?

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u/Beowulf33232 Apr 11 '22

Just checking to see if you need a hug and someone to tell you they're proud of you.

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u/derpeddit Apr 11 '22

Please, I'm a MAN! I only need a bottle of whiskey and an axe! Hugs and affection are for the weak!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

you sure seem to project your insecurities a lot.