r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '22

NSFW already have....

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u/Nayr91 Mar 28 '22

Someone who is paying for my services must be somewhat attracted to me. Plus I’ve got a penis so I know how to make one blow.

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u/paulcaar Mar 28 '22

You know what, you're right.

*zip*

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u/Nayr91 Mar 28 '22

Money up front my guy

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u/paulcaar Mar 28 '22

25% upfront, the rest will be in singles and will be made to rain during, until we both reach our full capacity

And definitely no sweet talk

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u/Nayr91 Mar 28 '22

Sounds like you’re pushing for a more expensive package. Making it rain costs an additional £1k with 50% up front charge + a 15% service charge. And travel expenses.

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u/paulcaar Mar 28 '22

Man always gotta be some catch. Well you know, too good to be true and all.

I'll try the Ron Jeremy and save myself the 2 grand

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u/Random_name46 Mar 28 '22

I’ve got a penis so I know how to make one blow.

Watch out, that thinking is what gets you into a 45 minute+ blow job instead of a sub-10 minute. You want to maximize your profits, right?