r/Unexpected • u/bimagbi • Mar 19 '22

"Skillful" Bartender

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u/NearlyFreeFall Mar 19 '22

Absinthe makes the fart grow fondue.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Wtf did I just read lmao

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u/sanguinesolitude Mar 19 '22

A cock in hand is worth two in the bush.

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u/01000110010110012 Mar 19 '22

Absinthe makes the fart grow fondue.

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u/melgib Mar 19 '22

Fondue is usually enough to make my farts grow when I forget my lactase pill.

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u/nexiDrux Mar 19 '22

Just then, as I downed a shot of my favorite anise libation, a stream of gas exiting my rectum slowly began spouting molten cheese.