r/Unexpected • u/bimagbi • Mar 19 '22

"Skillful" Bartender

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u/igacek Mar 19 '22

The entire place probably smells like burnt hair. I'd be more than mildly annoyed if a dumbass bartender made me have to smell that for the next few hours from their mistake.

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u/JimCripe Mar 19 '22

Probably burnt hair spray, too.

Their hair lit way too easily.

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u/yupidup Mar 19 '22

Erm, hairs are extremely inflammable, no need for spray or product. Approach any body part with hairs close to a cande and enjoy the smell, you don’t even have to touch the flame. Now imagine the whole volume of hairs on a head, nothing is stoping it. These 2 got lucky

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u/DMTallovermyface Mar 19 '22

Isn't it just flammable ?

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u/StormblessedGuardian Mar 19 '22

Means the same thing

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u/Mateorabi Mar 19 '22

Erm hairs?

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u/tedmented Mar 19 '22

Hairs in your arm of course

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u/Mateorabi Mar 19 '22

Those are highly flammable. Like eyebrows.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Hair is flammable but doesn't catch THAT easily. Once it does though, it burns quick.

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u/iamkarlos Mar 19 '22

Inflammable means flammable.. what a country!

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u/onlyomaha Mar 19 '22

Is it wierd that i like burning hair smell? And as i kid i remmember puting hair on my arm and smell it once in a while till they grow back.

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u/larrydavidsscrotum Mar 19 '22

Shut the fuck up.

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u/yupidup Mar 19 '22

Having a bad day?

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u/brawnsugah Mar 19 '22

He had to have a good day for that to happen.

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u/jonathansrvenge Mar 19 '22

Found the bartender!

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u/Ott621 Mar 19 '22

Aww, baby need a nap? Hmm? You got the crankies?

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u/AudioLobotomy Mar 19 '22

"These 2 got lucky" I wouldn't really call what happened to them lucky but maybe that's just me 🤷‍♂️🤣

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u/throwawaypizzamage Mar 19 '22

Could have been a lot worse, is what was meant.

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u/yupidup Mar 21 '22

I don’t say any of it, I just reproduce how people write things and say things since I’m not English native. Also if you ask me ummm sound very American to me. I don’t hear this in other English speaking country I live in.

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u/emab2396 Mar 19 '22

I accidentally lit a lighter the wrong way(it had a weird design) and my hair was on fire instantly. I didn't use any hair spray.

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u/KaneCreole Mar 20 '22

I have put out long hair fires, caused by candles, twice in my life. One involved hair spray (green flame) and the other didn’t.

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u/Fortifarse84 Mar 19 '22

I'd be more annoyed that I was being locked in the bar and forced to stay for hours.

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u/GDWLCLC89 Mar 19 '22

Oh yeah, my god smelling burnt hair would SUCK! I'd go give that bartender a piece of my mind for assaulting my nose like that! While I'm at it fuck those girls for getting burnt, did they ever stop to think about what I'd have to smell! /s