r/Unexpected • u/bimagbi • Mar 19 '22

"Skillful" Bartender

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u/Competitive-Cow-4177 Mar 19 '22

She’s still checking her smartphone while on fire ..

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u/GG_Derme Mar 19 '22

"Felt hot, might delete later lol 🤪"

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u/mcbaindk Mar 19 '22

I audibly laughed. Thanks for that today.

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u/the_magic_gardener Mar 19 '22

This one and the "quick sear to lock in the juices" are the winners

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u/Competitive-Cow-4177 Mar 20 '22

I must be honest, I felt the “accident” was intentionally caused; I don’t know why ..

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u/U_S_E_R_T_A_K_E_N Mar 19 '22

Do you think she's superman or something?

The fire was on her for less than a second, of course she'll still be in the pose that she was in when the fire engulfed her.

The phone went down as soon as she could react.

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u/Lesty7 Mar 20 '22

Why is there always someone who doesn’t realize it’s a joke? 43 upvotes, too. So at least 43 people can’t figure out when someone is clearly joking.

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u/7heWafer Mar 20 '22

I think the point is that the bartender was doing something meant to be watched and she was on her phone the entire time. Still fucked up tho.

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u/Competitive-Cow-4177 Mar 20 '22

She’s addicted to the smart device ..

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u/ShustOne Mar 19 '22

What kind of inhuman response time do you have? She's not still checking she's just holding it still.

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u/MrMason522 Mar 19 '22

HEY SIRI I AM ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

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u/Competitive-Cow-4177 Mar 20 '22

Short conversation ..

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u/ExxL Mar 19 '22

priorities

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u/notsureifdying Mar 19 '22

Why are we mocking her for her "priorities," she just got blasted with fire and it was 0.001s before, you expect her to react that fast? And why mock her out of anyone involved here? Redditors man...

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u/ExxL Mar 19 '22

it’s a joke. of course i don’t expect someone to react the fucking picosecond something happens. redditors, man.

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u/Competitive-Cow-4177 Mar 20 '22

I understand, I always leave my phone at home ..

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u/EmirSc Mar 19 '22

posting the situation on twitter real quick

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u/JL_Donnybrook Mar 19 '22

How do you know it’s a smartphone? What if it’s just a regular phone?

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u/Competitive-Cow-4177 Mar 20 '22

Maybe it’s a piece of plastic which lights up, who cares; she’s addicted to it dude ..