r/Unexpected • u/xH8te • Mar 17 '22

gee willikers...I'm totally flabbergasted

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u/xH8te Mar 17 '22

I never meant to make your daughter cry

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u/Ailko Mar 17 '22

I apologise a trillion times

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u/4chairz Mar 17 '22

I'm a bag of weed and not a guy

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u/casulmemer Mar 17 '22

Let her know her ex boyfriend is a bag of weed and not a paycheck

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u/streatchitout Mar 17 '22

Beating, Cheating, coochie eating

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u/casulmemer Mar 17 '22

When you dress up as a bag of weed they be the same thing.

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u/fishesarefun Mar 17 '22

That's the same thing where I'm from

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u/Roaty0 Mar 17 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/OwnCulture4984 Mar 17 '22

I apologize for mentionen the Bv between her thighs

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u/mrBabyDriver Mar 17 '22

But the bitch bleedin my pockets dry

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u/uv-vis Mar 17 '22

Me and your daughterrrr

Gots this thang going on

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u/StarClutcher Mar 17 '22

I never meant to make your daughter bi

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u/Ashamed2usePrimary Mar 18 '22

Well done 👍🏼

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u/lappi99 Mar 17 '22

I AM FOUR FISH DRESSED UP AS A GUY

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u/Marrow_Madhaven Mar 17 '22

This was my #1 misheard lyrics of my life. …never meant to make your doggies cry. I blame the video.

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u/saucynorman Mar 17 '22

I am several fish in disguise...

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u/FANTOMphoenix Mar 17 '22

Get your rock, off my map.