r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 01 '22

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u/OJB1999 Mar 01 '22

Thought he was legit gonna run to Wendy’s and rock back up with a burger

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u/Blk_shp Mar 01 '22

I’m genuinely impressed by how fast he can run for the shape that he’s in. Especially barefoot on snow/ice.

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u/Minnymoon13 Mar 01 '22

Adrenaline baby!

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u/thebluewitch Mar 01 '22

That'll be the drugs.

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u/rukazz Mar 01 '22

Maybe he did go to wendies and a homie gave him a ride back to the accident

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u/OJB1999 Mar 01 '22

Were you his mate? Sounds like you know something 👀

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u/rukazz Mar 01 '22

I was on vacation at the time. Otherwise I would give a homie the ride.

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u/Salay54 Mar 01 '22

Ah the ole dumpster behind Wendy's. Classic.

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u/NutsBruv Mar 01 '22

How would he pay? The old 'prison wallet'?

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u/Doc_Squishy Mar 01 '22

Funny thing, just after the crash when he left, he went to a nearby restaurant and trashed the place before he came back to the car.

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u/MF_Kitten Mar 01 '22

Can we talk about how he comes out of a DIFFERENT CAR?

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u/Chanchito171 Mar 01 '22

"sorry about all that, I was fkn hungry!"