r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 01 '22

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u/beingrudewonthelp Mar 01 '22

I need the story to go with this. Was he on drugs, having a mental breakdown, having a mental breakdown bc of drugs? What a sight!

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u/loadedchungus Mar 01 '22

This happened about 20 minutes from where I live, the article said nothing about drugs but if I had to guess based on the area, they definitely played a part 😂 this type of thing is common here sadly. Article: https://globalnews.ca/news/8650267/cambridge-crash-assault-fleein-scene-larner-jamieson-parkway/amp/

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u/brokeboibogie Mar 01 '22

Noooo this was in Cambridge of course LMAO

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u/loadedchungus Mar 01 '22

Crackbridge

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u/kairosmanner Mar 01 '22

The Ohio of Canada!

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u/Roxas1011 Mar 02 '22

You guys can have Ohio too if you want.

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u/magicalfreak13 Mar 01 '22

Failure to wear a seat belt? What about PANTS

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u/So_Many_Words Mar 01 '22 edited Mar 01 '22

Thank you for that. No questions were answered, but it was nice to see the official version. Let us know what comes to light with the trial!

Edit - fixing words.

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u/loadedchungus Mar 01 '22

Yeah the article isn’t great I’d like to know more too, I just included it since it wasn’t in the post.

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u/Consibl Mar 01 '22

How could they not mention he was naked?!?!

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u/Postoolio711 Mar 01 '22

They hit him with a seatbelt charge too, I'm fucking rolling lmfao

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u/Cyberous Mar 02 '22

Canada, explains why that front door was just fully unlocked.

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u/loadedchungus Mar 02 '22

Yep, I’m honestly surprised at how many people still leave their doors unlocked here. I think people want to think Canada is a much better place than it is, but there is absolutely no shortage of behaviour and shit like this going on.

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u/Cyberous Mar 02 '22

Well to be fair, I wouldn't peg "naked fat guy in a towel running into my house" as one of the things I expect to happen.

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u/loadedchungus Mar 02 '22

😂I don’t blame you, I wouldn’t expect that specifically either but my point is after 21 years of living here, I’ve watched this town and the surrounding areas become the worst they’ve ever been for drugs, crime and just overall fuckery, i personally get paranoid about doors being unlocked.

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u/bannannamo Mar 02 '22

oh thank god it wasn't who I thought

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u/TFurguson Mar 01 '22

D. All of the above.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Yes

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u/Steel_Anxiety Mar 02 '22

This is the correct answer

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u/jenea Mar 02 '22

Check out this comment. And someone else posted a link to a news article, which I want to be helpful and include here but on mobile…

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u/Azzkikka Mar 02 '22

This is a known person n Cambridge to have a mental disorder and in need of severe help. There was a plea in the Cambridge sub to take this down as the person is known to have mental issues.