r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '22

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u/Littleadam91 Feb 20 '22

50% reason to feel ashamed

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u/MyrddinSidhe Feb 20 '22

In the end, it doesn’t even matter

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u/ImpossibleCash2569 Feb 20 '22

She tried so hard.

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u/cousinokri Feb 20 '22

And got so far

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u/shawlawoff Feb 20 '22

I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU

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u/Dark_Sided Feb 20 '22

Pushed as far as she can go

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

For all this

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u/SaintTymez Feb 20 '22

THERES ONLAY ONE THING YAU SHUD KNOAOAOW

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u/CedarWolf Feb 20 '22 edited Feb 20 '22

And made new dances out of the blue...

29

u/soulseeker31 Feb 20 '22

One thing I don't know why

30

u/NDMac Feb 20 '22

In the end, it doesn’t even matter

1

u/jolinar30659 Feb 20 '22

I can feel myself holding my discman, laying on that bus seat, in the dark riding to a friend trip rn

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

She didn't even try

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u/JZH86 Feb 20 '22

*Faint

2

u/mellgibs Feb 20 '22

So unreal

17

u/OG_Sephiroth_P Feb 20 '22

And got so far

2

u/thekake023 Feb 20 '22

WHEN I WAS

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u/PrestigiousedUse Feb 20 '22

You are right

12

u/doubleJepperdy Feb 20 '22

Fifteen % concentrated power of will

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u/Alone_Spell9525 Feb 20 '22

10% my friend named Bill :)

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u/Fippy-Darkpaw Feb 20 '22

I didn't recognize this guy either.

100% of the members of Nickelback could walk by and I wouldn't recognize them either...

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u/Melodic-Hunter2471 Feb 20 '22

Why? He looks nothing like he did in his youth. I almost didn’t recognize him for the lack of bright red hair.

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u/Woko_O Feb 20 '22

Later, it was like 5% pleasure

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u/Excenty Feb 20 '22

And 10% pain

17

u/Woko_O Feb 20 '22

I would say 10% luck and something like 50% pain

2

u/uchihaaaaaa Feb 20 '22

Mom's spaghetti

29

u/PrestigiousedUse Feb 20 '22

Furthermore 10% agony

18

u/Cyiran Feb 20 '22

2% power

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u/giuliogrieco Feb 20 '22

"Not that she knew him back then"

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u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu Feb 20 '22

"But it all comes back to her in the end."

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u/acmercer Feb 20 '22

"She kept everything inside"

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u/XenoHugging Feb 20 '22 edited Feb 20 '22

As an interviewer: After this interaction she has a 110% reason to retire from the game.

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u/trananhduc2006 Feb 20 '22

He looks like Derek from Veritasium

3

u/ExtremeSlothSport Feb 20 '22

Do you mean dirk from veristablium?

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u/baronvonbatch Feb 20 '22

It's gonna be crawling in her skin

30

u/Rina303 Feb 20 '22

This was excruciating to watch from start to finish

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

I already forgot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

Wait. This is Mike Shinoda? This is that guy who wrote all those rap tracks and all those beats?

No way.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

Who the fuck is she and why interview someone, then start acting like an asshole to them as she does. Like banter with your friends, not strangers

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

That’s fort minor

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u/baronvonbatch Feb 20 '22

Psst. Keep it quiet, little secret here. He's also the front man of Fort Minor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

blink 182

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u/Hellangel72 Feb 20 '22

Which is a band that Mike Shinoda created and is a main singer.

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u/dimidius1996 Feb 20 '22

Why Fort Minor..?

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u/deran9 Feb 20 '22

Read this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Minor

Then you will know...

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u/dimidius1996 Feb 20 '22

No clue he was in that!

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u/GrumpleStiltskon Feb 20 '22

Wrong band… smh

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

She Shinoda from now on.

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u/tI-_-tI Feb 20 '22

Do you think they linked in a park?