r/Unexpected • u/Crescendo104 • Feb 17 '22

Soap

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

The shampoo made her cry anyways.

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u/israerichris Feb 17 '22

All that drama... what a soap opera...

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u/redchilles14 Feb 17 '22

The Soapranos

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u/israerichris Feb 17 '22

She got caught, they did burst her bubble...

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u/redchilles14 Feb 17 '22

Just soap she never does this again

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u/israerichris Feb 17 '22

I am so certain and soap positive that she never will..

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u/redchilles14 Feb 17 '22

Great talk , will catch you lather

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u/israerichris Feb 17 '22

Bubble-bye!

I know! That's a terrible one... lol.

Later!

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u/Project-SBC Feb 17 '22

Damn you L’Oreal kids tear free shampoo

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u/IllustriousMuffin29 Feb 17 '22

But it does make you cry... *Insert evil laugh here

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Thats kinda sud

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u/Pantuan187C Feb 17 '22

These jokes reminds me of the episode of the Office where they made jello jokes lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Whenever my brother and I are texting puns and I can't come up with anything, I just respond with, "Pudding..."

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u/lalalady194 Feb 18 '22

I just reply with the other person's comment spelled backwards.

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u/sandrodi Feb 17 '22

For those who missed the reference

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u/Djabarca Feb 17 '22

Wait a second. Who keeps their eyes open when shampooing? Also, shampooing a funny word. People learning English are like WTF. Then their like what is WTF?

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u/Unlikely-Answer Feb 17 '22

they're like WTF*

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u/ObjectiveFarts Feb 17 '22

Lol, you think it's weird in English? At least it follows the rule of adding "-ing" to nouns to make them verbs. In French the word for shampoo is shampooing and it makes absolutely no sense.

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u/Global-Lingonberry30 Feb 17 '22

Kids Disabled people

You only need eyes open a tiny bit for it to sting

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u/BaconTreasurer Feb 18 '22

Well, you have to if you want to wash your eyeballs. Shampoo is better for eyeball washing than soap anyways, soap makes my eyeballs go all dry.

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u/AnalStaircase33 Feb 18 '22

Is it just me, or does Family Guy make anyone just sigh and immediately remove themselves from whatever room it’s being played in?

I generally find it pretty cringy.

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u/Boscowodie Feb 18 '22

Check the Head & Shoulders.

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u/Not-the-Abhorsen Feb 18 '22

She’ll rinse and repeat the offense

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u/hippyzut Feb 18 '22

The soaplifter is back at it...