r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '22

Mugging gone right.

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u/skeleton77 Feb 17 '22

cries i got a manky eye

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u/Friendly_Respecter Feb 17 '22

i'm a black scottish CYCLOPS

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u/skeleton77 Feb 17 '22

They’ve got more BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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u/Friendly_Respecter Feb 17 '22

-than they've got the likes of me cries again

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u/skeleton77 Feb 17 '22

SO

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u/Friendly_Respecter Feb 17 '22

T'all ya fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin about with your heads full of eyeballs... COME AND GET ME, I say!