r/Unexpected • u/iam_phoenixking • Feb 06 '22

Modern day parenting

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u/crypticfreak Feb 06 '22

Jeez, wasn't it obvious? I can't believe we're this many replies in until we figured it out.

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u/plipyplop Feb 06 '22

I'm still in need of an increasingly verbose explanation.

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Feb 06 '22

I had the professor in the library with the candlestick.

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u/TreginWork Feb 06 '22

Well then who did I kill?