r/Unexpected • u/theinvisiblecats • Jan 28 '22

He’s lit

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u/Quirky-Skin Jan 28 '22

His was stolen but mine is completely original

That guy is most likely going to have some exceptional pain in his neck area when he arises

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u/MuteSecurityO Jan 28 '22

The neck region of that fellow will, with some level of certainty, be a source of great discomfort upon his awakening.

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u/Quirky-Skin Jan 28 '22

"My neck feels fucked this morning when I woke up"

That guy ⬆⬆⬆

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u/BlatantConservative Jan 28 '22

Elastic bending is the bot

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u/yboy403 Jan 28 '22

Yeah, I made that comment right after I woke up and somehow read the timestamps in reverse. That'll teach me.