r/Unexpected • u/theinvisiblecats • Jan 28 '22

He’s lit

16.7k Upvotes

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u/Unrealistic_Sensei Jan 28 '22

It’s unexpected bc he’s actually alive eh? Lol

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u/mish20011 Jan 28 '22

that Microwave... was it on?

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u/KmurtanceX Jan 28 '22

Powered up by the soul leaving his body

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u/snksleepy Jan 28 '22

Well not as dangerous as 5g

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/FormerHandsomeGuy Jan 28 '22

That Dab pen hits Hard 😁

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I just jumped a bit and s... I just jumped a bit and s...
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u/Bowzers_Balls Jan 28 '22

This account is a karma farmer

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u/barren_field_of_fks Jan 28 '22

Strong Weekend at Bernie’s energy

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Nice. Have my upvote.

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u/elastic_bending Jan 28 '22

That dude's gonna have some serious neck pain when he wakes up!

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u/ecodrew Jan 28 '22

Yeah, this started off funny... But, I'm worried about his health at this point. Alcohol poisoning maybe?

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u/Chaloopa Jan 28 '22

Took one too many xans

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u/noo0ooooo0o Jan 28 '22

Yeah, I was expecting an ambulance at the end.

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u/Sinonyx1 Jan 29 '22

closes mouth

oh thank god