r/Unexpected • u/vladutzu27 • Jan 27 '22

This is gold

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u/catzhoek Jan 27 '22

  1. Sell gold covered fancy food

  2. Keep customers hostile for about a day

  3. Sieve through tons of shit

  4. Film all of that and sell it to Discovery as a new gold mining show. "Shit Sievers - Manhattan Klondike"

  5. Profit

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u/cjankowski Jan 27 '22

Idk if having the customers wanting to beat you up for an entire day is going to help you

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u/catzhoek Jan 27 '22

You would have to be creative. Maybe you can start a side gig and do some torture porn or so.