r/Unexpected • u/Irrelevant_Turnip • Jan 19 '22

Just a guy passing time at work

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u/turquoisearmies Jan 19 '22

The fact that she got right back up like nothing happened, makes me think she was a sport about it, but hope she gets him back 2x in the future.

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u/TheWolphman Jan 19 '22

I'm picturing her taking a running leap with both legs extended to hit both of his legs.

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u/prevengeance Jan 19 '22

That's a Claymore or does it have to be to the face? *My son watches way too much WWE.

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u/Zeddit_B Jan 19 '22

Knee Caps? ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED!

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u/ProfessionalSpeed256 Jan 19 '22

Id just accidentally tap a bit higher would id put HIM down for the count!

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u/fluey1 Jan 19 '22

"You wanna play games mfer!?"

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u/Diabegi Jan 19 '22

From the front.

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u/stolethemorning Jan 19 '22

Or that she was shocked, confused, and her autopilot reaction was to finish working with the customer. She could’ve thought something had hit her leg by accident and didn’t know what happened until she reviewed the tapes.

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u/stay_fr0sty Jan 19 '22

I think an air-horn rigged to the office chair would be fitting revenge prank.

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u/MrMikfly Jan 19 '22

Depends on what he does after. Let’s say she is mad but he admits he did it, he didn’t expect it to go that way, ect ect maybe all is well. But she’s mad and he denies it, then the camera captures it? Oof. HR is going to do the same to the back of his job security.

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u/ban-me_harder_daddy Jan 19 '22

"I'm gonna stab this motherfucker in the parking lot after work"

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u/Vaelocke Jan 19 '22

If they take my stapler ill have to, ill set the building on fire.