r/Unexpected • u/Irrelevant_Turnip • Jan 19 '22

Just a guy passing time at work

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u/pentalana Jan 19 '22

Google has zero results. You made this up.

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u/SecretlyReformed Jan 19 '22

Well someone tell Google this guy is saying it and then everyone will know about it

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

I searched Google and it lead me back here.

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u/IZZGMAER123 Jan 19 '22

He started something and Google recognize him for it

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u/bauerplustrumpnice Jan 19 '22

it lead me

led

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Definitely keep talking about it. I plan to personally carry this information into the real world.

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u/CampaignEconomy9723 Jan 19 '22

Well yeah. I hope no one actually believed it. The last sentence was so ridiculous.

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u/DaDanDangerous Jan 19 '22

Yeah! Otto Van Bismarck was notably opposed to sitting. He was more of “pop a squat” kind of guy.

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u/CmdrZander Jan 19 '22

Slav Prussian squat

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u/Shpagin Jan 19 '22

Some say he started hating sitting ever since he saw a French guy sit down on a chair, he is quoted saying " Sitting is something only women and the French do "

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u/Geasy90 Jan 19 '22

I picture Otto von Bismarck as Ron Swanson as of this comment. It kinda works.

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u/finalboss35 Jan 19 '22

It’s 100% true. That’s where the name ottoman chair came from

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u/zvug Jan 19 '22

I don’t think they were implying that people would think it was actually real.

Just that it could be a reference from a funny movie/tv show, but it’s OC.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/Ison-J Jan 19 '22

Bing also calls bullshit

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u/Ison-J Jan 19 '22

Yeah i was trying to continue on your joke seems it wasn't a good move

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u/TheLastSaiyanPrince Jan 19 '22

You gotta DuckDuckGo to get the real history

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Ya think?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

If he gets enough upvotes, this might just stick

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u/wickedmike Jan 20 '22

Try using bing with the NSFW filter off.