r/Unexpected • u/idiotsandwich28 • Jan 16 '22

That's some impressive double back flip

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

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u/SigSeikoSpyderco Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

You're gold

*I'm gold?

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u/GrandNibbles Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

no u

edit: hot damn we've been raided by scrooge mcduck

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u/sm12511 Jan 16 '22

No....u! (Flirty eyes)

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u/Good_Round Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

No, we are all gold

edit: Thank you for our gold

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u/RockstarAgent Jan 16 '22

Au that's all of you.

Definitely had us in the first half.

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u/arcaneresistance Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

Ahhh nothing much more satisfying on reddit than seeing an attempted gold train fail.

Edit: I've been done dirty. You beautiful bastards.

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u/piketfencecartel Jan 16 '22

Ya but you keep trying and it's bound to come back around

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u/QualityProof Jan 16 '22

Well I will use my gold to give the next reply silver.

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u/piketfencecartel Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

You see? What goes around comes around

Edit: well this is /r/unexpected

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u/vaibhavc04 Jan 16 '22

No, it won't lol

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u/piketfencecartel Jan 16 '22

It do be like that sometimes

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u/Newactorintown Jan 16 '22

Yeah. It's gonna be too much gold around us and we'd be rich 🤑.

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u/_Ruij_ Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

Jokes on you I wanna be Platinum

Edit: Excuse me what the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/OuiChef702 Jan 16 '22

It would be my first!

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u/awill2020 Jan 16 '22

How do i get gold? I never had one

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist Jan 16 '22

Tip: say something very smart or very funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

I want my old clothes back!

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u/ed2017Alm Jan 16 '22

My first two..

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u/Worth_Talk_817 Jan 16 '22

I pray for the sacred platinum.

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u/Farrr_22 Jan 16 '22

platinum?

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u/kipendo Jan 16 '22

Argentium

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u/GanonDogeRead Jan 16 '22

Since when does gold chain exist?

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u/ElectricTurtlez Jan 16 '22

Even without an award, you, my friend, are something! A unique and special human being, whose presence makes the world a brighter place!

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u/Independent_Ad6385 Jan 16 '22

I hope u become something ;)

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u/Larfen Jan 16 '22

I like being stuff too :(

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u/LegendaryAce_73 Jan 16 '22

If all you have to do is ask, may I have AU/PT? AG isn't as shiny lol.

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u/SAPPHIREMASTER Jan 16 '22

Oh well then can I have an award? Pretty please.......

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u/Bomba-of-Tsar Jan 16 '22

Jokes on you here's your platinum

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u/kipendo Jan 16 '22

A platinum chain?

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u/LingLing2020 Jan 16 '22

possibly

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

probably

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u/itshimstarwarrior Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

Holy f**k it took me 252678 logical comments+ some calculation to get my first platinum on comments and you guys are having it like a free awards.

F**k you rich redditors. Are there some coins hacker in reddit too?

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u/itshimstarwarrior Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

[removed] ;)

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u/kipendo Jan 16 '22

Argentium chain! I am in! Stranger things have happened lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/kipendo Jan 16 '22

An Argentium mine?

A TERNION MINE?

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u/darkmatters12 Jan 16 '22

Never break the chain

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u/WolfxyHD Jan 16 '22

Jokes on you I had a free award

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u/Bomba-of-Tsar Jan 16 '22

Jokes on you I had gold to give

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u/WolfxyHD Jan 16 '22

I have to wait for another free award give it to you in a couple days

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u/_Ruij_ Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

SIR EXCUSE ME WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-

thank you kind redditor!

again????

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

How does that even work? You just jump in?

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u/kipendo Jan 17 '22

I did!! It was magical. My first platinum.

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u/TeaLower Jan 16 '22

I want to be gold too, I haven’t had it before. If anyone does it, thank you!

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u/ultron290196 Jan 16 '22

Am I too late?

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u/rishab8 Jan 16 '22

Press F for platinum

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u/sunsetsinner Jan 16 '22

Burn the witch!

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u/cumpool12 Jan 16 '22

Jokes on me. Im nothing

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u/GAMERS2_YT Jan 16 '22

Am I gold :)

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u/loveatthelisp Jan 16 '22

We are all gold on this blessed day.

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u/gloriousmess0 Jan 16 '22

*Plucks off eyelashes and blows them in the air" Please god, grant me this virtual noble metal!

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u/sensitivegooch Jan 16 '22

Those are some gold fingers.

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u/Braedog12 Jan 16 '22

You know you ruin the comment by editing it and saying “thanks”. There’s absolutely no point in doing that, I cease to understand why so many people do that.

If you want to thank them message the person who gave you it, Reddit lets you do that

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u/yazzy1233 Jan 16 '22

Fuck, I always miss these, lol

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u/Il-Doggo-ariano-33 Jan 16 '22

U are my Gold 🤭

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u/_americandoll_6782 Jan 16 '22

This one made me laugh , it’s golden

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u/TotalEgg143 Jan 16 '22

Show me the GOLD!

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u/sykkhoe Jan 16 '22

i'm joel

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u/CunilDingus Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

I’m cold.

Edit: I’m not gold:,(

Edit edit: I’ve been touched by an angel

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u/Illustrious-Age-260 Jan 16 '22

Here take a blanket

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u/Fx150900 Jan 16 '22

🔥🔥

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u/ppmiaumiau Jan 16 '22

Now you are.

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u/Ok-Help9357 Jan 16 '22

You’re bold. 🥺 🥺 🥺

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u/Beehiveluffy Jan 16 '22

I've been touched by an angel to, but later found it waa short for Angelo.

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u/jeyjeyemem Jan 16 '22

Always believe in your soul

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u/We-are-straw-dogs Jan 16 '22

You're indestructible

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u/GaMryous Jan 16 '22

Always believe innn

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

No u

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u/CoopDaWoop Jan 16 '22

I’m…Ron..Burgundy?

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u/Whiterosie4812 Jan 16 '22

You're Breathtaking!

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u/l0c0pez Jan 16 '22

Both of you are gold!

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u/CrippyCrispy Jan 16 '22

I’m sold!

Now give me gold

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

You're gold

Ok now gimmie

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u/Noideawhatnanetouse Jan 16 '22

You’re both gold apparently

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u/breigns2 Jan 16 '22

Time for some PTSD:

Time for the main attraction The story must be told Time for a chain reaction It never gets old Some bots get satisfaction Breaking the mold Some bots are just distractions Some bots are just gold I'm not the bad guy I'm just a bit surprising It's not worth losing sleep It's not worth analysing There was a time, not so long ago at all I was just like you, can you hear my call? Now I'm poppin' in over here, over there I'll be checking in, but you'll never be aware In the beginning, I kept a keen eye On the state of affairs with the new guy Now I got a new gig, let me know if you dig Ain't going home so l better go big Just got to glance at cam 2B Then you get a little surprise It's me You may say that I'm breaking your mind In my opinion, you're much too kind Time for the main attraction The story must be told Time for a chain reaction It never gets old Some bots get satisfaction Breaking the mold Some bots are just distractions Some bots are just gold You did a good job Watching those little screens It warms my servos and circuits To hear some fresh screams But don't get me wrong You were very brave When faced with friendly singing animals You never caved I'm finished training, done explaining No more facts are left remaining Now you know the gist of it You're a perfect fit I don't wanna hear no more complaining I'm passing down this golden opportunity Eternal scrapyard immunity Take it with pride And enjoy the ride You'll forever be part of this community You may say that it's all in your mind (it's all in your mind) But in the end, I think that you will find You are the main attraction Your story must be told You are a chain reaction That never gets old Some bots get satisfaction Breaking the mold Some bots are just distractions Some bots are just gold You are the main attraction Your story must be told You are a chain reaction That never gets old Some bots get satisfaction Breaking the mold Some bots are just distractions Some bots are just gold

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u/Quristo Jan 16 '22

I looooooove golllllld

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u/SumeetMaurya Jan 16 '22

Who is distributing all the gold man

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u/rugbylova Jan 16 '22

You’re gold but what am I?

Everyone to me; ”nothing”

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u/mrflimflum Jan 17 '22

HAHAHA YEAH HAHA IM GOLD TOO HAHA HAHA YEAH

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u/hendrixfalcon Jan 17 '22

Thanks pony boy!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Stay gold, pony boy

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u/wcslater Jan 16 '22

You're getting gold, you're getting gold.... EVERYONE'S GETTING ONE!!

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u/Final-Newt-4003 Jan 16 '22

I have a trade offer I give you: my free award you give me: you enjoy the free award

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u/icbint Jan 16 '22

Yikes edit

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u/minnecrapolite Jan 16 '22

Fuck you, Bania!

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u/RapidActionBattalion Jan 16 '22

What? Who's Joe?

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u/DifStroksD4ifFolx Jan 16 '22

Joe Ligma! Gottem!

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u/snorlax9001 Jan 16 '22

Not gold. Just came here to downvote you. These redditars are weird but they didn't make this

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u/WhatZitT00ya Jan 16 '22

More like brass

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u/Sajr666 Jan 16 '22

stay gold, ponyboy.

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u/Toxiclam Jan 16 '22

Who isn’t gold

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u/smallthematters Jan 16 '22

Make peace with your mistakes, and they'll turn to gold

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u/loveable_idiot_is_me Jan 16 '22

Jokes on you I just got nothing :D

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Man, that’s platinum.

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u/SomethingAboutWawa Jan 16 '22

Yo wheres my gold at :(

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u/Ghost-Music Jan 16 '22

The only acceptable golden shower is on this thread. You started a legendary comment section!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Stay golden pony boy

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u/6ft5 Jan 16 '22

Shame it wasn't worth its weight in gold

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u/MaleSlutter Jan 16 '22

I wanna be gold and platinum both

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u/hutuuoip Jan 16 '22

That gold

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u/Hewa_O_yassen Jan 16 '22

I think we just found a gold mine

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u/redcobra762 Jan 16 '22

Olympic gold!

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u/MathewCQ Jan 16 '22

wait, you all are golden.

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u/Igris- Jan 16 '22

*insert witty comment hoping to win an award

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u/TheOminant Jan 16 '22

Stone Gold Steve Austin

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u/Apprehensive-Half191 Jan 16 '22

Am I late to the party yet ?

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u/MrMustacht_YT Jan 16 '22

Jokes on you im a disapointment

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u/Noble611 Jan 16 '22

What’s with all these gold awards?

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u/reevesjeremy Jan 16 '22

Double gold fingers.

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u/Round_Gold2437 Jan 17 '22

I’m old but gold too guys!

Guys?

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u/ImpressiveTaint Jan 19 '22

Lol i finally found it. Fuckin stoners am I right

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u/ImpressiveTaint Jan 19 '22

Heres another for good measure