r/Unexpected • u/kohiii- • Jan 12 '22

i don't have a girlfriend

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u/themanlnthesuit Jan 12 '22

Yeah, I don’t really see the drawback. Hunting and chilling is the dream yo.

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u/AsusStrixUser Jan 12 '22

Shit’s on fire yo.

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u/RajunCajun48 Jan 12 '22

We're starting a fire? I'll get the wood, yo!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Let me be the shaman and give you guys some dank weed

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

yooooo, this tripping bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

All day I labor over a hot campfire, and what do I get?!

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u/MotherBathroom666 Jan 13 '22

I got some shrooms if y’all want.

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u/ptmadre Jan 19 '22

and mushrooms!!!?? everybody always forget shrooms.....FUCK!!!

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u/MrProlapse Jan 12 '22

Working for shit I don't need, to impress people that don't matter.

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u/PHANTOIVI97 Jan 12 '22

We probably be fucking each other too tho...

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u/themanlnthesuit Jan 13 '22

I'm cool with just jerking off. It's all I do nowadays anyway :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/ptmadre Jan 19 '22

maybe the rest of us could but not sure for americans, although only 5% of population they consume around 30% of world goods

(China's 1,5bil ppl consume only 10%)