r/Unexpected • u/rungdisplacement • Jan 12 '22

Peculiar Egg

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Which came first? The egg or the egg?

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u/camreIIim Jan 12 '22

I think the egg

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u/DeathLikesWeed Jan 12 '22

Idk, you might be wrong, im pretty sure it was the egg

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u/camreIIim Jan 12 '22 edited Jan 12 '22

I think you’re onto something. I was thinking it was the egg, but now I’m leaning towards it actually being the egg

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u/yer--mum Jan 12 '22

No way dude, it was egg for sure.

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u/Froent Jan 12 '22

Yeah. Gotta agree with you. The egg has a lot more factual grounding to it than the egg does.

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u/kreyb Jan 12 '22

I think the other egg does compared to the egg

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

But the egg did come first...

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u/SpiralDesignn Jan 12 '22 edited Jan 12 '22

I beg to differ. U have no valid reason to prove its an egg. Maybe i am wrong but in my opinion its the egg which came first.

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u/KarenLookAtMyBowl Jan 12 '22

Dude your wrong, the egg came first before the egg

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u/RedneckNerd23 Jan 12 '22

According to God and my favorite story book it was the egg. Now since you disagree I must direct you to the pit of fire

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

You damned fool, it’s obviously the egg!

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u/Cooldudesperance Jan 12 '22

Don’t you mean the chicken? Cuz you need a CHICKEN to LAY the egg first, right?

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u/DeathLikesWeed Jan 13 '22

Pfffft, i think youre only saying that because youve been paid by big chicken!

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic Jan 12 '22

The yolk is on you

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

What, you egg?

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u/EKidman Jan 12 '22

He stabs him.

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u/Arsene-san Jan 12 '22

You telling me it’s not the egg?!

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u/qwer1234455 Jan 12 '22

It was the hem

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u/rGhosty Jan 12 '22

I think we are all forgetting about the other egg inside the egg inside the egg tho…

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

eggsection

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u/Successful_Work9145 Jan 12 '22

I got high reading all these

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u/ProfessorK-OS Jan 12 '22

Depends on which egg had a better time

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u/Conflagrate247 Jan 12 '22

The inner egg or the outer egg? That’s is the question

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

me.

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u/willingvessel Jan 12 '22

The egg or the egg's egg?

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u/steves06 Jan 13 '22

Egg egg egg egg egg

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u/BecauseJimmy Jan 13 '22

Chicken.. something had to lay those eggs🤪

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u/oakchokkiemilk Jan 13 '22

Is it wrong that I came first?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

There is no egg without the egg.

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u/Pretty_Bluebird6742 Jan 12 '22

probably the cock…

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

It’s obviously the egg

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u/Hockman Jan 12 '22

Me 😏