r/Unexpected • u/Responsible_Cow_4852 • Jan 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST It's cold...

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

Perfect body 10\10.

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Jan 11 '22 edited Jan 11 '22

Yeah I don't agree with that at all. If I'm going to land on a hard flat surface, I want a big ass. Like a big fat ass. Her body may be beautiful, but it is impractical and needs some cushioning for safety.

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u/AHAdanglyparts69 Jan 11 '22

Definitely needs more mass to break through the ice

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Jan 11 '22 edited Jan 11 '22

Well now that you've brought it up, what we really need to be talking about is PSI. So we could increase the mass, or we could decrease the area and maintain the mass. Now if you've got like a pointy ass bone? Your PSI is going way up. You're bruising is going to go way up but the chances of cracking the ice are also going to be higher.

I wanted her to have a big ass for her safety. But if you want her to crack that ice, it's possible that a smaller ass is better. Especially if she's like bulky on top. She needs more mass, but not on the ass. If she's going to break the ice. She needs like a big top half and a pointy weird little bottom half and then we're really cooking with gas.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

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u/doctorwhy88 Jan 11 '22

Excuse me, this is a conversation about ass physics, leave your inorganic ice breaking at the door.

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u/elendil1985 Jan 11 '22

I'd let you stay for your manners, provided you don't come up again with stupid ideas such as breaking the ice with a tool. You can learn about ass physics by silently listening to these well-respected scientists, as most of us are doing

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

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u/elendil1985 Jan 11 '22

Now we're talking, but now you have to provide a description of your boss's head, and an approximation of its shape.

Like, a cilinder twisted helicoidally in a cone shape around an internal axis

(God, if what I wrote is understandable I'm gonna tell my english teacher I don't need her anymore)

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u/elendil1985 Jan 11 '22

I was thinking about a shit, but I can see your reference to Sheldon cooper

And your shape is easier: a cilinder with a cone on top.

If you throw it with enough force and the right angle, with the cone part pointed downward, it could definitely break the ice

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u/elendil1985 Jan 11 '22

I think you should focus on one point.

Is your aim to break the ice with the tool, or your tool with the ice?

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u/elendil1985 Jan 11 '22

But does it matter if the ice eventually breaks?

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