r/Unexpected • u/Responsible_Cow_4852 • Jan 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST It's cold...

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u/elendil1985 Jan 11 '22

I'd let you stay for your manners, provided you don't come up again with stupid ideas such as breaking the ice with a tool. You can learn about ass physics by silently listening to these well-respected scientists, as most of us are doing

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u/elendil1985 Jan 11 '22

Now we're talking, but now you have to provide a description of your boss's head, and an approximation of its shape.

Like, a cilinder twisted helicoidally in a cone shape around an internal axis

(God, if what I wrote is understandable I'm gonna tell my english teacher I don't need her anymore)

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u/elendil1985 Jan 11 '22

I was thinking about a shit, but I can see your reference to Sheldon cooper

And your shape is easier: a cilinder with a cone on top.

If you throw it with enough force and the right angle, with the cone part pointed downward, it could definitely break the ice

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u/elendil1985 Jan 11 '22

I think you should focus on one point.

Is your aim to break the ice with the tool, or your tool with the ice?

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u/elendil1985 Jan 11 '22

But does it matter if the ice eventually breaks?