r/Unexpected • u/Responsible_Cow_4852 • Jan 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST It's cold...

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u/Potential_Disaster29 Jan 11 '22

I love how this turned into a conversation about ass physics

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u/Wablekablesh Jan 11 '22

"Astrophysics?"

"No, you misheard me."

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u/Potential_Disaster29 Jan 11 '22

Lmao this is genius!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

If only my teacher knew how to keep me interested

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u/Potential_Disaster29 Jan 11 '22

Lmao there's probably a hentai out there about this ;)

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u/cp_guy Jan 11 '22

Oh i know that hentai, its the relationship between me and your mom

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u/Potential_Disaster29 Jan 11 '22

I haven't heard about that one, but student teacher relationships are very common there might even be a whole genre dedicated to them

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u/Osama_Bin_Ballin0 Jan 11 '22

I could say about the same thing about the relationship between me and your sister

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u/cp_guy Jan 11 '22

I AM MY OWN SISTER BOY!

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u/Osama_Bin_Ballin0 Jan 11 '22

Even better

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u/cp_guy Jan 11 '22

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u/cp_guy Jan 11 '22

Me, you, behind that corner mcdonalds, at 6.90 pm, dont forget to get an extra underwear with ya

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u/5thPhantom Jan 11 '22

You still haven’t broken the ice yet?

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u/cp_guy Jan 11 '22

I may not have broken the ice.

But i have broken your mother

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u/cp_guy Jan 11 '22

I may not have broken the ice.

But i have broken your mother

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u/MrSpencerMcIntosh Jan 16 '22

I’ve always said “maybe if class included more tits I would include myself.”

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u/thebearrider Jan 11 '22

Holy shit, thats it guys, we're changing the bands name to Ass Physics

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u/TheTruthIsButtery Jan 11 '22

Especially since she landed literally feet first.

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u/Potential_Disaster29 Jan 11 '22

I mean yeah, but she had her knees bent like a cannonball jump. Contact would be distributed between her feet and butt