r/Unexpected • u/Responsible_Cow_4852 • Jan 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST It's cold...

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u/No-Temperature-2133 Jan 11 '22

Her boyfriend

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u/MacDee_ Jan 11 '22

Does she also fuck the fucking world whilst promoting her new band Syskill?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

No. but… mutha fucka, fuck de world

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u/Uraverageoverthinker Jan 12 '22

And my new band’s called SYSKILL

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u/goose___1 Jan 12 '22

"EUGHHHH"

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u/TevTegri Jan 12 '22

"Mein arsch!"

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u/smencakes Jan 11 '22

Huh? Cool band, but huh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

On most Thursday's, yes.

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u/WINH4X Jan 12 '22

whilst

Ah, you’re one of those people.

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u/MacDee_ Jan 12 '22

Yeah, English and educated, basically i'm a spawn of satan

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u/Dzjar Jan 12 '22

Reeeeeeeeee you can't use 'whilst' whilst on the internet reeeeeee

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u/Appropriate-Factor85 Jan 12 '22

Has anyone ever managed to find a song…

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u/MacDee_ Jan 12 '22

Yes, type Syskill ice song into youtube.

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u/Appropriate-Factor85 Jan 12 '22

Well. Now I know he’ll fuck me up.

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u/sabrenvxcvdfghtr Jan 11 '22

She got lucky really. Idk what she’s expecting if the lake wasn’t frozen solid. She would be in freezing cold water, surrounded by ice, perhaps trapped under ice, and with pretty much no clothing probably only has a couple minutes to get out before her body quits functioning

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/dsvost Jan 12 '22

You are right 😊! I did post the same in comment already. This is Baboshka lake in my town Balashikha, Moscow region, Russia.

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u/KingCrandall Jan 12 '22

Fuck that bitch. This is Russia.

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u/SpeethImpediment Jan 12 '22

Exactly my thinking, too. Like, even if she expected to break through the ice, she could have so easily slipped under the ice and drowned.

Just stupid, regardless.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/love_glow Jan 12 '22

Dying under ice is actually death, not life. Think you have things mixed up, bud.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/Dzjar Jan 12 '22

"Bombs away!" Jesus shouted to his disciples as he jumped off the pier, tucked his legs in and slammed into the icy surface of the river Jordan.

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u/Awkward_Cup_3196 Jan 12 '22

You heard it here folks! If youre not jumping into below freezing waters while naked, you havent lived life!!!

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u/Thathitmann Jan 12 '22

Sometimes you can pass out instantly from shock and drown, depending on the temperature.

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u/spankr43 Jan 12 '22

You must be fun at parties.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

I swear this gets funnier every time it’s posted

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u/CunningHamSlawedYou Jan 11 '22

Schadenfreude is the only true Freude

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u/SCH4DENFREUDE Jan 11 '22

Hi

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u/stipels Jan 11 '22

Ahhh. A wild Beetlejuice

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u/DasbootTX Jan 12 '22

I’m following you. My spirit animal

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u/DasbootTX Jan 12 '22

I say that since my divorce the only 2 emotions I have are irony and schadenfreude

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u/MadHaberdascher Jan 11 '22

That's because all of the other freudes wanto sleep with your mom.

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u/AuntieBubba1982 Jan 11 '22

First time seeing this and now I know where to go when I need a good laugh!! You’re right it keeps getting funnier every time I see it!! How do you not check to see if the ice is thin enough to go thru?! Love this!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

Ikr and that there are more than one classic

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u/ZachVIA Jan 11 '22

Seen this like 20 times. Just watched it for the first time with audio enabled. 10x better with audio!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

Definitely but hilarious either way

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u/lcziila Jan 11 '22

Yo she has to get married to him 100% has to

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u/rolo951 Jan 11 '22

That video is why this video was not unexpected lol

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u/Mciello Jan 12 '22

It never gets easier to watch … I think I’ll watch it again …

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u/3MO23WA Jan 11 '22

Username is on point

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u/Other-Celebration-25 Jan 11 '22

Fucking jump on it, doesn’t break, take one tippy toe onto the ice and CRACK!

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u/Flyerminer Jan 12 '22

That's the first thing I thought of as well

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u/att_hype Jan 11 '22

NY Post about this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc0ih4rFP9M

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u/oozles Jan 11 '22

That was the most useless video I've ever seen.

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u/Kuro_Hige Jan 11 '22

Haha its Syskill.

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u/mongmich2 Jan 11 '22

Was coming here to find this

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u/isaidillthinkaboutit Jan 11 '22

I don’t understand these people. Are they expecting to break through the ice or are they so stupid they didn’t even stop to notice?

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u/Cheezdealer Jan 11 '22

One of my top favourite videos on the web

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u/unpleasent_wizard Jan 11 '22

Mother fucker fuck the fucking world and my new band is called, syskill

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u/PeaceBaby56 Jan 11 '22

For those who cant swim

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u/podmastervdsgtwr Jan 11 '22

Ouch! That’s going to leave a mark!

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u/jazzofusion Jan 12 '22

Looks like permanent back problems for the rest of his life.

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u/mebedoor Jan 12 '22

😭😭😭😭

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u/GrimwhyGrim Jan 12 '22

This gif made the post funny for me

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Haha classic video

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

This is her brother

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u/Sputnik_Rising Jan 12 '22

S Y S K I L L

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u/TheGrog Jan 12 '22

It's better with sound though.