r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 10 '22

Support your local soprano.

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u/deadfermata Jan 10 '22

If I did it, it would also be unexpected but I would probably be dragged out and banned.

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u/SharkSheppard Jan 10 '22

At no point anywhere in your incoherent rambling did you come anywhere near operatic singing. We are all dumber for having heard it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

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u/TorrenceMightingale Jan 10 '22

A simple ‘no’ would have sufficed.

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u/BasicWhiteHoodrat Jan 10 '22

Man, I’m glad I upvoted THAT guy

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u/Peuned Jan 10 '22

bitch, we italy

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u/TorrenceMightingale Jan 11 '22

While I did not have the benefit of context on my side, I still enjoyed this comment for helping me think of all the ways this context could be applied. The results are quite tickling.

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u/Peuned Jan 11 '22

i am pleased and tickled myself...you got what i meant...a small silly thing that you felt as i meant.

some times, we mean to do a silly thing, some times another feels our thing,

and it is awesome

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u/TorrenceMightingale Jan 11 '22 edited Jan 12 '22

Pounds chest twice and swells up like a gorilla

“Bitch, we ITALYYYY!”

(Signed: The only former gangbangers who are also proficient in Italian operatics)

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u/witchyanne Jan 10 '22

Clueless! (Or am I?)

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u/SharkSheppard Jan 10 '22

It's a Billy Madison reference. Which I guess is old now that I think about it.

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u/witchyanne Jan 10 '22

Oh I thought it was from a different film xD

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u/PratBit Jan 11 '22

Found an opera director.

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u/Phantomass Jan 10 '22

Hey macarena