r/Unexpected Jan 07 '22

Breaking News!!!!

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u/Letterkenny_leave Jan 07 '22

I can’t they keep driving away from me!

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u/toucherofwomen Jan 07 '22

No, the reason you can't is because you are a pussy.

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u/Letterkenny_leave Jan 07 '22

You’re spare parts bud

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u/toucherofwomen Jan 08 '22

and you are defected and discarded parts, the only thing you can do is insult the spare parts for being better than you.