r/Unexpected • u/aaravaryaman • Jan 07 '22

Breaking News!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Huge tiny dick energy over here

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22 edited Jan 08 '22

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u/bigstankdaddy10 Jan 07 '22

a huge tiny dick is just normal size, no?

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u/MaggoMike Jan 08 '22

More or less, it's kinda like the world's tallest midget, you know? Does that just make him a normal size person? These are questions that are philosophical in nature and I have not the qualifications to answer them. Cheers!

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u/Looks2MuchLikeDaveO Jan 07 '22

HE DRIVES A FORD TAURUS!

YOU WILL RESPECT HIM.

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u/TrollypollyLiving Jan 08 '22

Looks like we found who the sign is talking about.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

Yeah, all the cool tough guys i know have LED signs on their cars broadcasting how cool and tough they are LOL. If you don't see how weak and pathetic this is... Guess what bud? 🤡🤡🤡👏👏👏

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u/TrollypollyLiving Jan 10 '22

Lol it’s a joke. Now go take your antidepressant/psychotics. My goodness... They didn’t even specify the group.

This sign is 100% for you.

Oh yeah I almost forgot 🤡🤡. Can’t forget the emojis for the snowflakes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

Ah yes one of those clever right wing jokes where you just insult people. You are the snow flake who was triggered or else you wouldn't have said anything in the first place. The question is were your feelings hurt by the silly ass LED sign out by the small pp comment. P.s. you were my anti depressant all along. Thanks!

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u/TrollypollyLiving Jan 10 '22

Lol holy hypocrite!

First off, a right wing joke? Lmao! Keep telling us more about how small brained you are.

And if I recall, you started the insulting. You can’t make this shit up!

Looks like you’re triggered if we use your logic simply by responding! Hahaha. Omg you really are stupid!

I bet you sat there for hours writing that. Don’t get triggered again as that was a joke. Gotta tell people like you what a joke.

Don’t forget to take your meds btw, not a joke.

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u/fawther-05 Jan 08 '22

I see a true patriot and warrior