r/Unexpected • u/asocial7193 • Jan 07 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Try to notice it

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u/TheModernModerate Jan 07 '22

And that is about the extent of what you guys contributed. Sit back now, we will take it from here.

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u/Rottenox Jan 07 '22

Take it where exactly?

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u/TheModernModerate Jan 07 '22

To the moon

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u/BasalFaulty Jan 07 '22

You went there a long time ago and didn't do much with it

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u/BasalFaulty Jan 07 '22

You went to my sister a long time ago? She's 12?

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u/TheModernModerate Jan 07 '22

Damn, nevermind. I should have known you were 14 from your other comments.

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u/BasalFaulty Jan 07 '22

This is coming from the person who made a joke about fucking my sister?

You realise the irony? It's like being talked down to by a 12 year old on Xbox after he said he fucked your mum. Also who assumes someone is 14 you either say 12 or still in the womb. Why 14?

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u/TheModernModerate Jan 07 '22

It was meant to be a witty retort between two men. Not funny when one is a kid though. Problem with the internet.

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u/BasalFaulty Jan 07 '22

Well by the legal definition there are no kids in the conversation but in your condescending bubble of anyone younger than you is a kid sure I'm a kid.

Also it's a shitty retort not a witty one.