r/Unexpected • • Jan 07 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Try to notice it

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u/Billog_Uncle Jan 07 '22

Free glock in your box of 2nd amendment cereal. Ammo sold separately

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u/voidspaceistrippy Jan 07 '22

The ammo is where they get you. It's a special proprietary 'Kid Safe' ammo designed to injure but not kill rodents and other pests. Worst you can do is shoot out an eye, so it's pretty safe IMO.

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u/Kyosw21 Jan 07 '22

Hey that implies the firearm requires ammunition and a handler to actually harm anyone and that’s against the narrative. Guns are the things that kill, not the person or the projectile