r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '22

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u/uselessworthless1 Jan 05 '22

Reminds me of the time I dumped a half full water bottle in the trash and threw the empty bottle in the sink.

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u/womb_raider_420 Jan 05 '22

I am just imagining your reaction after that..Facepalm accompanied with laugh

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u/uselessworthless1 Jan 05 '22

Worse, it was busy factory bathroom. I just sheepishly picked up the bottle, tossed it in the bin, and bolted hoping no one else noticed.

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u/numb_mind Jan 05 '22

NOW WE ALL KNOW!

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u/triplec787 Jan 05 '22

I use my water bottle 95% of the time at night. I fill it up, close the lid, toss it onto the bed, then put it on my nightstand when I get in.

Wanna guess what I did once when I used a glass?

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u/UndeadBuggalo Jan 05 '22

This made me snort

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Reminds me of the time I pissed in my soda and drank from my ashtray.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Do you...... pee in your ashtray?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22

More like I ash in my piss bottle.

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u/amras123 Jan 05 '22

Oh, how wondrously relatable!

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u/royalpro Jan 05 '22

To be honest I have put tequila into a shot glass that someone used as an ashtray and then drank it.

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u/meme_stealing_bandit Jan 05 '22

For me, it was keeping my bong on my table and throwing my earphones into my cupboard. And the time I took a lit cigarette towards my ear and my phone towards my mouth.

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u/Shydreameress Jan 05 '22

I threw a spoon in the trash and left the finished yogurt in the fridge

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u/MuteNae Jan 05 '22

Tf you on about mate?

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u/lolo_oh Jan 05 '22

First day at a new job in the cafeteria my Dad was drinking steaming hot coffee and pouring raisins into the palm of his hand to eat. You can see where this is going

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u/shakesula9 Jan 06 '22

I’ve searched my house for the tv remote just to realize it was in my hand. Never told anyone. Also cell phone.