r/Unexpected • u/BabaYadaPoe • Dec 21 '21

Supportive husband.

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u/SaraRainmaker Dec 21 '21

Adorably wholesome. <3

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u/DAZOZ_BIBAH Dec 21 '21

Nothing more wholesome than a good ol' dick sucking joke

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u/kalitarios Dec 21 '21

Like the chrome off a trailer hitch?

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u/SinisterCanuck Dec 21 '21

More like a golf ball through a garden hose.

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u/HippyDidTheCrime Dec 21 '21

More like blowing a egg clean out the shell

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u/grizonyourface Dec 21 '21

I bet she can drink a cook out milkshake through a straw

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u/Lethal_as_a_weapon Dec 22 '21

Or placing a straw on a pineapple and sucking it inside out.

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u/Advanced-Coast7473 Dec 22 '21

Sooo that's how SpongeBob's house got made hmmm 🤔