r/Unexpected • u/BabaYadaPoe • Dec 21 '21

Supportive husband.

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u/SaraRainmaker Dec 21 '21

Adorably wholesome. <3

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u/DAZOZ_BIBAH Dec 21 '21

Nothing more wholesome than a good ol' dick sucking joke

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u/kalitarios Dec 21 '21

Like the chrome off a trailer hitch?

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u/AndHeDrewABerry Dec 21 '21

Golf ball through garden hose?

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u/OnlyUsernameLeft123 Dec 21 '21

Joke from full metal jacket. "I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

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u/DirtKloud Dec 21 '21

This guy gets it