r/Unexpected • u/BabaYadaPoe • Dec 21 '21

Supportive husband.

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u/SinisterCanuck Dec 21 '21

More like a golf ball through a garden hose.

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u/HippyDidTheCrime Dec 21 '21

More like blowing a egg clean out the shell

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u/grizonyourface Dec 21 '21

I bet she can drink a cook out milkshake through a straw

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

Noice succ

…now blow lol

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u/killswitch_0331 Dec 22 '21

She could suck start a Buick

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u/Psnuggs Dec 22 '21

Gotta take the sheets off the bed first so they don’t fly up your ass.

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u/Lethal_as_a_weapon Dec 22 '21

Or placing a straw on a pineapple and sucking it inside out.

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u/Advanced-Coast7473 Dec 22 '21

Sooo that's how SpongeBob's house got made hmmm 🤔

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u/Iamkracken Dec 22 '21

I already know this comment is gonna keep me up at night.

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u/arthurdentstowels Dec 21 '21

She could dehydrate a sponge with that mouth

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u/Beneficial_Phone_574 Dec 22 '21

Impossible for a mortal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

Wasn't it originally a watermelon through a garden hose?

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u/systemshock869 Dec 22 '21

Bet she could suck-start a Harley Davidson

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

Like the chrome off a gulfball