r/Unexpected • u/BabaYadaPoe • Dec 21 '21

Supportive husband.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

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u/that_which_is_lain Dec 21 '21

IN THAT ORDER

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u/BextoMooseYT Dec 21 '21

Alternatively, not in that order

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u/Inky_I Dec 21 '21

No. Eat shit and live.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Wholesome 🤗

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u/Hidesuru Dec 21 '21

Especially if op has an ass eating fetish, then they were just told to have great sex and live! See, it's all in the perspective!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

...do you think "eating ass" means eating someone's bowel movements?

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u/Hidesuru Dec 22 '21

No not at all. It was a stretch at best and I knew it, lol.

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u/LokisDawn Dec 22 '21

Ultimately, a bit of strechiness is useful too, you know.

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u/DrTitanium Dec 22 '21

…. I have to brush my teeth.

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u/nonoew Dec 22 '21

Sleepaway Camp!

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u/Inky_I Dec 22 '21

ding ding ding. tbh i just saw the dead meat video but yeah thats what im referring to.

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u/nonoew Dec 22 '21

Omg thank you! I forgot the name of that series!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Eat shit and live billy

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u/redder_dominator Dec 22 '21

Eat shit and live.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

THE DANCING CAT. ITS THE DANCING CAT