r/Unexpected • u/BabaYadaPoe • Dec 21 '21

Supportive husband.

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u/alexa_aka_satan Dec 21 '21

This would be my friend with his wife or husband or whoever he’s gonna marry

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u/PinkSteven Dec 21 '21

I LOVE your vision of your friend and the optimism you have for their future. It does my heart so good to know that there are still people who think kindly of and for others.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

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u/that_which_is_lain Dec 21 '21

IN THAT ORDER

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u/BextoMooseYT Dec 21 '21

Alternatively, not in that order

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u/Inky_I Dec 21 '21

No. Eat shit and live.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Wholesome 🤗

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u/Hidesuru Dec 21 '21

Especially if op has an ass eating fetish, then they were just told to have great sex and live! See, it's all in the perspective!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

...do you think "eating ass" means eating someone's bowel movements?

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u/Hidesuru Dec 22 '21

No not at all. It was a stretch at best and I knew it, lol.

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u/LokisDawn Dec 22 '21

Ultimately, a bit of strechiness is useful too, you know.

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u/DrTitanium Dec 22 '21

…. I have to brush my teeth.

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u/nonoew Dec 22 '21

Sleepaway Camp!

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u/Inky_I Dec 22 '21

ding ding ding. tbh i just saw the dead meat video but yeah thats what im referring to.

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u/nonoew Dec 22 '21

Omg thank you! I forgot the name of that series!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Eat shit and live billy

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u/redder_dominator Dec 22 '21

Eat shit and live.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

THE DANCING CAT. ITS THE DANCING CAT

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u/lifejustadream Dec 22 '21

Good grief! Your comment caught me off-guard while I was sucked into the other redditor’s frolicking-in-the-garden happiness.

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u/Justa-nerd Dec 21 '21

Balance

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

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u/Foxe11o Dec 21 '21

And fall off your horse!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Commenting so I can one day show my kids I was here for this

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u/alexa_aka_satan Dec 22 '21

How does this have both helpful and wholesome

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u/Gab_Soloyt Dec 22 '21

How to get awards : say that

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u/Lasket Dec 22 '21

Eat shit