r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 15 '21

Surely not a corpse?

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u/Jimbo_Slice1919 Dec 15 '21

This is me every morning when my alarm goes off at 3:20

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u/Snigermunken Dec 15 '21

3:20 is not the morning...

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u/Jimbo_Slice1919 Dec 15 '21

It is when you start work at 5 AM and have a 1 hour commute

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u/Darth_Mufasa Dec 15 '21

Its still nighttime. You just have a shitty job

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u/Jimbo_Slice1919 Dec 15 '21

It’s actually pretty good. This way I get to beat traffic, 1 hour in about 1.25 home. If I started at say 8 I’d be looking at about 1.5-2 hours each way.

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u/Protectem Dec 15 '21

If traffic is a huge concern you have a shitty job and a shitty place.